Wisdom for the Mind

Who made you the arbiter of all that is good and true in this life?

Fire, Ready, Aim.

It’s like that but different.

I don’t argue, I restate my position in louder and more forceful voice.

As long as I get what I want it is fine.

On one hand you are the greatest person I have ever known, on the other….

More Karlisms

You are not the Mahatma.

Nothing is better than free beer.

What is a Karlism

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What is a Karlism:

A Karlism is some brilliant thought that transcends ages and generations. My father when I was a boy would say, “Does your arm hurt if you do that...then don’t do that….”

As I complete my advancement in age and wisdom, on can say they keep on coming. My mother said you cannot get “…blood out of turnip.”

It could be all the year of speech therapy, or maybe just a blessing of genius. Either way, if I could teach the world Karlism’s; absolutely nothing would happen. And that my young Padawan learners this is the first step into a larger world. Let us close with few thoughts:

Is Captain Kirk’s hair piece a tribble on loan?

Does anyone actually watch the Presidential debates?

And never forget the Wisdom of the BLOW, my home town:

“Do unto other and run like hell, or bring you cousins a neighbors and some guy you met 30 seconds ago to the ass whooping.”

Never get behind some in line at McDonald’s that rubs there chin and looks at the overhead menu.

If stopped in the street and strangers ask you for directions, say “Who am I Magellan.”

F@#$ Murphy and his law, make you own fate and set your self up to win.